All Spark Cube gets turned into a talking USB hub
That USB missile launcher you had to have is one thing, but a giant 4 port USB hub in the likeness of the All Spark cube the Transformers movie? Did we mention it talks, spouting off classics like "We must protect the All Spark Cube," every time you plug in a device? This surely-authorized product will run you about $35 US, although the toll on your dignity may not be calculable.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
john @ Apr 13th 2008 9:03AM
I'd rather have the hellraiser cube ... and it summons cenobites whenever you plug a device in.
Mark @ Apr 13th 2008 10:20AM
totally. first thing I thought of when I saw this thing.
Deputy Doffoos @ Apr 13th 2008 7:36PM
If you plug your ethernet cable into the modem port by mistake it summons Pinhead & the Gang
nickels @ Apr 13th 2008 9:06AM
thats just stupid !
would it not make more sense to have one of the autobots that says “We must protect the All Spark Cube”
so sense in the cube saying it
Blackstar @ Apr 13th 2008 1:19PM
It should say, "We must protect the All Spark Cube because we have 2 more crappy Transformers movies to make and Michael Bay keeps blowing up our props."
applefan @ Apr 13th 2008 9:15AM
Does it come with the Camero?
94 taurus owner @ Apr 13th 2008 9:26AM
Dude it's Camaro.
applefan @ Apr 13th 2008 9:38AM
Dahh!!! That's what I meant to write. My iPhone's keyboard is too tiny.
happy_penguin @ Apr 13th 2008 10:18AM
She look so cool in her new Camaro
It's black as coal and it goes boy, go go go
I brought my fight next to her Camaro
And when I fire on a smile then she blows, she blows
Esat Dedezade @ Apr 13th 2008 9:16AM
"This surely-authorized product will run you about $35 US, although the toll on your dignity may not be calculable."
Now I'm not a qualified accountant or anything but, I reckon I can take a pretty good shot at it.
Observe:
Toll On dignity - Calculaitons:
* -1 girlfriend (if there was any to begin with)
* - 20 streed cred (" ")
* - 70 cool Factor (" ")
* - 50 respect (" ")
* - $35
Esat Dedezade @ Apr 13th 2008 9:44AM
I forgot to include the self respect calculation.
Self respect increases exponentially until one of your USB devices decides to kill you in your sleep.
Then all values become 0 indefinately.
94 taurus owner @ Apr 13th 2008 9:18AM
I want unlimited power to charge my Ipod and PSP.
Where can I get one.
r3loaded @ Apr 13th 2008 9:25AM
The only problem with it is that any device you plug into it turns into a Decepticon.
Esat Dedezade @ Apr 13th 2008 9:47AM
I just realised, if this thing could fit into a manilla envelope, it would be the perfect partner of a laptop.... of somekind... by a laptop manufacturer.... of some name.....
telepheedian @ Apr 13th 2008 10:45AM
The Lenovo X300?
jeeesus @ Apr 13th 2008 1:45PM
no, i think he meant the macbook air. just a guess.
Deputy Doffoos @ Apr 13th 2008 8:05PM
oh my god!
I mean, oh jeeesus....
Viakenny @ Apr 13th 2008 10:48AM
does it come with a life-size Megan Fox doll?
Stem $ell @ Apr 13th 2008 11:25AM
When you plug in it's, er, 'transformer', it says: "Suboptimus I'm"
秦飞 @ Apr 13th 2008 11:42AM
very cool!
UFgatorsean @ Apr 13th 2008 12:05PM
wow, this is pathetic.... nearly three hours and nobody has corrected the manufacturer name.
Esat Dedezade @ Apr 13th 2008 12:26PM
*Jedi mind trick voice*
"This is not the article you're looking for."
Wait a minute.. this really ISN'T the article you're looking for.
Try the next article up above this ;)
Decoy @ Apr 13th 2008 4:13PM
It's not the cube I'm after. You know the cube I mean.
Flashpoint @ Apr 13th 2008 12:11PM
GIVE ME THE CUBE BOY !!!
Tamer Brad @ Apr 13th 2008 12:36PM
That movie was an insult to Transformers. :(
Alex @ Apr 13th 2008 4:20PM
You liked Transformers?
I pity you.
a ham sandwich @ Apr 13th 2008 12:47PM
well if thats actual size then the damn thing's tiny. look how large the usb ports are!
gabe @ Apr 13th 2008 1:43PM
what a horrid movie!
Nule @ Apr 13th 2008 2:08PM
Do you mean "from the Transformers movie"? Otherwise I can't get that first sentence to parse.
Lazerface @ Apr 13th 2008 2:26PM
what happens if you plug the Optimus Maximus into it?
Esat Dedezade @ Apr 13th 2008 2:39PM
There's a simple calculation for that
(teh awesome^r0xors) X l337 hax0r/USB ports = EPIC WIN covered in WIN SAUCE.
Kirk @ Apr 13th 2008 2:42PM
I think the TARDIS usb is way cooler than that.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/9223/
Reekdik @ Apr 13th 2008 2:59PM
put the cube in my chest
For2itous @ Apr 13th 2008 4:13PM
Optimus crime...
shmunky @ Apr 13th 2008 4:14PM
I liked that movie for some reason...
switchxfactor @ Apr 13th 2008 4:44PM
CHUUUUUUUUUBE!!!
Biff Superman @ Apr 13th 2008 5:32PM
could you imagine if you stuck that thing up your butt?
OUCH!
caleb @ Apr 13th 2008 7:46PM
i dont want to know why you came to that conclusion, or why you would even think about sharing that... with anyone...
94 taurus owner @ Apr 14th 2008 8:11AM
Same here.
D-Zyner @ Apr 13th 2008 6:17PM
Why am I NOT surprised?
threefingeredlord @ Apr 13th 2008 6:41PM
...because you have one on your desk?
fLeShTwIsTeR @ Apr 13th 2008 7:50PM
We have such sights to show you...
www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com
rutsy5 @ Apr 13th 2008 8:18PM
All I gotta say is, it damn well better say "Transformers, roll out!" when you unplug anything.
sotec_productions @ Apr 13th 2008 8:38PM
The guy holding the puzzle box on www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com looks like the love child of John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons....
As for this article's gadget....
I was a fan of Transformers the cartoon, I actually thought the movie (while the hollywood hack it was) brought some entertainment. If you forget everything you know about the Transformers cartoons, closed one eye, stood on your head and focused on the CGI, then it was tolerable. But you wouldn't catch me dead or alive with this goofy thing on my desk. I'd rather have a Hellraiser puzzlebox USB cube anyday. More evil. \\m//
Hellraiserfan @ Apr 14th 2008 7:52AM
The guy holding the puzzle box on www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com is Doug Bradley, who played Pinhead. :D
(Which doesn't change the fact that he does, in fact, look "like the love child of John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons", just thought it needed mentioning.)
aoi tsuki @ Apr 13th 2008 8:41PM
i'm not buying anything which in any way supports Michael Bay's version of Transformers.
Eliazar Terraza @ Apr 13th 2008 10:34PM
If only there was a companion cube hub
Andy @ Apr 13th 2008 11:12PM
Can someone PLEASE make a PC out of this thing?
DiscoCat5 @ Apr 14th 2008 12:39AM
yeah id buy it, " get to the building sam!" :p
Arrica Lee @ Apr 14th 2008 3:53AM
That is enormous, but interesting.
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